"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

What are you waiting for, if nothing in this world can make you happy
You're in control
What are you waiting for, you'll never turn into the one you can't be
Set your own goals
Are you still here

"...grappling happens, there's no getting around it. It just does."

"Acupunctuur is zoals voodoo, maar je hebt geen popje nodig."

"I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie."

"If you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing"

"They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them"

Counting Crows

"A black belt is a white belt who never quits!"

"People often think that because they see the lock on their browser it means everything is secure. This just isn't the case. "

Remember, on TV cops solve murder cases in 50 minutes, comedians get roars of laughter from fairly routine sitcom scripts, and kids sing songs with big purple dinosaurs. That's TV. You aren't on TV. You're performing in real life, for real people. Different game.